Python, penis, squat

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Just doing my daily search for squatting  and how to manage your penis, and what comes up but this little gem.

— A Thai man is recovering from a bloody encounter with a 10-foot python that slithered through the plumbing of his home and latched its jaws onto his penis as he was using a squat toilet.

nypost.com/2016/05/26/python-s…

Who says the hoax writers don’t read this site. Am I supposed to be afraid of my new found squatting preference?

Incidentally, pythons are constrictors and don’t bite. Luckily the media consumers don’t look to such details.

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4 thoughts on “Python, penis, squat

  1. Henkus

    After reading the article..
    I have to conclude this is at least suspicious. And here is why :

    The video below the article : ‘Watch to see how penises are being transformed in the digital age’
    Goes on about how there ‘will be’ some man made mechanism inside the ‘spermatic ducts’.
    Well just watch it yourself.
    The idea seems to come straight out of 1984/brave new world itself. Or at least a way to get us there.

    I think :
    This ‘news story’ just makes the word penis have spot lights with some crazy story, to make us look or at least glance over the stories promoted right next to this.
    Watch to see how penises are being transformed in the digital age : players.brightcove.net/4137224…

    -edit-
    Oh and, quote from the video :
    “this IS the future, and NOONE predicted it”

    1. ab Post author

      I suppose any animal with a mouth can bite, but is it their normal method of defence or feeding is the question. Either way, this story is no doubt a hoax.

      1. Tom DalpraTom Dalpra

        ab said – ”Either way, this story is no doubt a hoax”.

        Ha ha, is it ? Really ? ‘No doubt’, How do you know ? I certainly find it believable enough.

        The rescue officer said – “This is all bizarre,” he told CNN. “I had witnessed snakes [come] out of toilets many times and, when they bit, it mostly would be at legs or butts, not the penis. This is the first time.”

        So what ? Snakes come out of toilets all the time and it’s not really a surprise that one bit into a guy’s penis at some point. Because it was his penis it made the story perfect for the rags.

        Nothing like a bit of toilet humour ( snigger ). These types of things really do happen and they get in the papers all the time.

        I think this story is real.

        And, I really don’t think it has anything to do with you ab , despite your new found interest in squatting ! Haha.

        I don’t think the whole idea of squatting and it’s health benefits is a ludicrous one.
        And just perhaps there’s an agenda to convert the Thai squat toilets to the Western Armitage Shanks/ Thomas Crappers, or something. It’d be a handy contract.
        Maybe this story has been hyped ( or even invented – It could be done, obviously. ) to help set up that ‘solution’ ?

        But right now I’m calling ‘real’ and saying ”Don’t be daft” that it has anything to do with you.

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