Daily Archives: August 7, 2018

Meet the new Sim Ladens

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As 9/11 approaches, it’s time to pump up the official narrative. With Osama Bin Laden long retired from the scary story, it’s time to introduce mama Sim Laden and baby Sim Laden. Baby Sim Laden has a lot of work to do if he wants to fill Daddy’s shoes.

I call all this terror fiction.

“I was shocked, stunned,” he says now of the early reports from New York. “It was a very strange feeling. We knew from the beginning [that it was Osama], within the first 48 hours. From the youngest to the eldest, we all felt ashamed of him. We knew all of us were going to face horrible consequences.