Daily Archives: September 7, 2018

Black 8′ 3″ bigfoot is loose in St Catherines

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Gun crime and dangerous thugs are loose everywhere, including small town Ontario! Hide your children! Shelter in place!

Our Prime Minister is personally trying to hunt the monster loose in a town I visit regularly. Thank you Justine!

UPDATED 3:05 a.m

– Niagara Regional police provide further details on suspects sought in the shooting. And NRP news release says the first suspect is black, in his early 20s, stands five-foot-11, and has short hair, earrings, slim build and wore black shirt with white writing on front, black shorts to above knee with white on sides, change in pockets. The second suspect is also black  in his early 20s, standing 8-foot-3 with a muscular build, dreadlocks in ponytail tucked up inside black hat, black shirt, grey track pants.

Police say both suspects are considered armed and should not be approached. If located, residents are asked to call 911 immediately.

UPDATED 11:48 p.m.

– Police say the suspects in the shooting remain at large. NRP spokesman Const. Phil Gavin says police have yet to identify the shooting suspects and do not know their location. Police say the suspects are two black males, around 19 to 23 years old and one of them was wearing a dark hoodie and jeans. 

– Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Minister of Public Safety and Emergency Preparedness Ralph Goodale tweet about today’s shooting. 

Thank you to all the police and first responders working diligently on this tonight. We’re thinking of everyone affected & monitoring the situation closely. t.co/yZjhMGfVtc…

What is the biggest criminal ever recorded? I didn’t know we grew humans over 8 feet.

This guy was too big for the prison, but he’s far away. How would we feed such a person? He’d need two servings for sure.

'Giant' criminal freed because he's too big for prison