Category Archives: Crime hoaxes

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The drunks are out on the roads this season – I personally caught one and turned him over to our fine police force last week.  Amusing element of this story is that the described victim also assisted in arresting a drunk driver the day before.

This case, however, seems rather staged.

Even the crash scene doesn’t look like normal physics at work, as described. What are those crash test symbols on the back of the Paragon car?

What irks me, and should irk everyone in a free and open society, is why this case, or any case, should be allowed to be conducted in secrecy?

A publication ban prohibits reporting on evidence presented at the bail hearing and reasons for the decision to release St. Louis. Hours before the fatal crash Lindsey, an employee with a private security company, had assisted Durham officers in a separate incident by identifying a suspected drunk driver, which led to impaired charges laid against that driver, police said Monday.

Source: Woman charged with impaired driving in fatal Ajax crash released on $20,000 bail | DurhamRegion.com…

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Toronto murder sims

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Toronto is apparently having a record murder year. Question is, are any of them real or are we be attacked with intelligence created mayhem?

This very MS-paint like portrait features a black man aptly named Licorish. What immediately came to mind is this was an aptronym – I didn’t know the word but thought one must exist for this clearly deliberate literary device – An aptronym, aptonym or euonym is a personal name aptly or peculiarly suited to its owner.

Toronto police have identified a man shot to death in a Scarborough apartment building on Sunday. Cardinal Licorish, 23, of Ajax, was found suffering from gunshot wounds in a stairwell of the building at 4175 Lawrence Avenue East, at Kingston Road.

Source: Toronto police identify 90th homicide victim of year | CBC News

I’ve stated many times that I believe crime is actually decreasing for two fundamental reasons: the population is aging and new immigrants (younger) are less likely to step out of line and be thrown out of the country. Not to mention that most native born young are (now legally) stoned or busy playing video games.

If this is so, how can we be having a record murder year in Toronto?
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The murder was also in public housing. Public housing has always been associated with higher crime, and if it’s faked, it easier to accept for the residents and public at large. Residents, grateful for the subsidy, are unlikely to speak out in any way. An ideal and likely place to stage any fake crime.

Even our sims are anonymous 

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Toronto #hrdpars are simply templates that our intelligence agencies don’t even bother filling in phoney names into. Silly, lazy media material. 

A man charged with impaired driving offences after a car plunged into Lake Ontario on Monday, leaving a passenger dead, was a new paramedic in Peel Region, the union says.
“We can confirm that the accused in yesterday’s Oakville crash into the lake was one of our new members. Our thoughts are with the families of those impacted,” the Ontario Public Service Employees Union, Local 277, which calls itself the Peel Paramedic Union, said in a tweet on Tuesday.

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Bad terror comedy 

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The latest bomb hoax story includes all the usual pathetic terrorist memes, including 9/11.

The 56-year-old, who is accused of sending pipe bombs to critics of President Donald Trump, warned the power company it would be “worse than September 11th”, according to a 2002 police report.


His extensive rap sheet also includes arrests for domestic violence, theft and fraud.

Sayoc, a former stripper, showed flashes of violent anger and posted vitriolic screeds online.

www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/pipe-bomb-suspect-cesar-sayoc-13487451…

Fake murders 

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The only true phrase in this entire story is used to Google search block my speculation that this is all a fake cover story for a massive fraud. I doubt the two rich people are dead but off somewhere else enjoying huge piles of money that they likely absconded from the shareholders.

Unnamed sources, unnamed officials, everyone’s anonymous in these phony stories. Isn’t this enough for the reader to realize that he’s reading fiction?

Why would the script writers expect anyone to believe that a real estate agent is worth publishing? A real case needs a real detective with a real reputation quoted.

The agent says he and his clients thought they had stumbled across some kind bizarre Halloween display or a joke.

“Fake murders,” is how he initially described it.

They soon left the property, refusing to believe what they saw inside the multimillion-dollar home could actually be real.

Not long after, it’s believed the other agent called 911 to report the find.

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‘My girl, Such bad luck she had’

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They had both recently turned 22 and were residing in the same Iowa college town, but their lives couldn’t have been more different before allegedly intersecting in the most violent way

This story got my attention. 

It has everything. 

Cute girl (no hips?), infectious smile, nonchalant mother, magic. number 22, all elements of a good crime hoax. 

We need a few good ones since psyop central seems to have the month off for 9/11 recycling. 

You’d think she’d have at least got a good wedge into the back of his head. 

Richards was arrested within hours, suffering from injuries to his face and hand after Barquin apparently tried to fight him off, investigators said.

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Black 8′ 3″ bigfoot is loose in St Catherines

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Gun crime and dangerous thugs are loose everywhere, including small town Ontario! Hide your children! Shelter in place!

Our Prime Minister is personally trying to hunt the monster loose in a town I visit regularly. Thank you Justine!

UPDATED 3:05 a.m

– Niagara Regional police provide further details on suspects sought in the shooting. And NRP news release says the first suspect is black, in his early 20s, stands five-foot-11, and has short hair, earrings, slim build and wore black shirt with white writing on front, black shorts to above knee with white on sides, change in pockets. The second suspect is also black  in his early 20s, standing 8-foot-3 with a muscular build, dreadlocks in ponytail tucked up inside black hat, black shirt, grey track pants.

Police say both suspects are considered armed and should not be approached. If located, residents are asked to call 911 immediately.

UPDATED 11:48 p.m.

– Police say the suspects in the shooting remain at large. NRP spokesman Const. Phil Gavin says police have yet to identify the shooting suspects and do not know their location. Police say the suspects are two black males, around 19 to 23 years old and one of them was wearing a dark hoodie and jeans. 

– Prime Minister Justin Trudeau and Minister of Public Safety and Emergency Preparedness Ralph Goodale tweet about today’s shooting. 

Thank you to all the police and first responders working diligently on this tonight. We’re thinking of everyone affected & monitoring the situation closely. t.co/yZjhMGfVtc…

What is the biggest criminal ever recorded? I didn’t know we grew humans over 8 feet.

This guy was too big for the prison, but he’s far away. How would we feed such a person? He’d need two servings for sure.

'Giant' criminal freed because he's too big for prison

Serial nonsense

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Are the crime writers getting ready for a serial killer renaissance?

We’ve shown that serial killers are crime fiction – and work very well at frightening the people and providing endless writing opportunity.

The latest serial killer story in Toronto is likely pure imagination, hatched in London or Langley.

Are the intelligence agencies ready to reboot the meme?

Serial killer epidemic 2.0.

If you live long enough…you’ll see everything a few times.

According to author Peter Vronsky whose new book, Son of Cain: A History of Serial Killers from the Stone Age to the Present (Penguin Random House), the former mall Santa falls into the category of Ted Bundy, the Son of Sam and other infamous monsters. “There is no rule of thumb on serial killers,” Vronsky told The Toronto Sun. “It’s usually a combination of things, each guy is a cocktail of different things [that drives them to kill].”

Source: SERIAL KILLER TIDAL WAVE: Experts predict an explosion | Toronto Sun

Crime is at historic lows

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Without the hoaxes, what would crime stats really look like?

This article laments the fact that Toronto/Canada is now getting the UK/US/Israel (empire) hoaxed events more regularly.

Gary LaFree, chair of the criminology and criminal justice department at the University of Maryland, noted that while violent crime rates in the U.S., Europe and Canada are in some cases at historic lows, “you’ve got school shooting and terrorism and all sorts of violence that is in this odd new category.”

Source: Toronto is not immune to mass shootings | The Star

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Crime hoax writers are getting lazy in Toronto. They’re lacing their scripts with clues that there will be no crying crisis actors in their dramas, no tearless relatives, no facebook pages, no formula background stories of endless smiles and warmth and lighting up a room.

Sounds good to me.

Homicide detectives have identified the shooting victim of what police said was a “targeted attack” in Oakville on Friday night as 19-year-old Keegan Parkinson. Halton police responded to a call about a shooting at 11:15 p.m. on Rebecca St. east of Dorval Dr. Parkinson was found in medical distress and later pronounced dead at the scene by paramedics.

Halton Police said there’s no new suspect information and are requesting that the victim’s family “be afforded privacy and discretion” on their behalf.

Source: Police identify victim of a ‘targeted’ fatal shooting in Oakville | The Star

To wit:

A man in his late 20s died after a shooting in Brampton Monday evening, Peel Police said.

Police arrived to the area of Airport Rd. and Countryside Dr. after receiving a call for a shooting at 6:11 p.m. They said the man succumbed to his injuries when they arrived on site to the residential area.
Peel Police said one person is dead after a shooting in Brampton on Monday evening.
Peel Police said one person is dead after a shooting in Brampton on Monday evening. (Toronto Star)

Police are not releasing anymore information on the victim.

Homicide and Missing Persons bureau arrived on the site later.

One man dead after shooting in Brampton | The Star

Japan’s Osama

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More proof that WW2 saw Japan become an Anglo/American protectorate, and of course, a unwilling host to worldwide psyOps and propaganda.

It’s amusing that unlike phony cult leader Manson, they don’t bother aging their phony boogeymen. I guess they figure their people are too busy working.

As usual, no official names, referring to the media sources, indicators of a hoax.

It’s a strange story that a cult would want to kill random people. I thought cults were interested in recruiting and converting. The usual storyline is they kill themselves, after the cult leader has exhausted his supply of nubile female devotees, and decides everyone should suicide themselves when the believers start questioning.

Doomsday cult leader Shoko Asahara and several followers were executed Friday for their roles in a deadly 1995 gas attack on the Tokyo subways and other crimes, Japanese media reported. The top Japanese government spokesperson confirmed Asahara’s execution but wouldn’t comment on the others. Chief Cabinet Secretary Yoshihide Suga said only that the justice ministry would make an announcement later Friday.

Source: Japan executes cult leader behind 1995 subway gas attack | The Star

Tilted heads in Toronto’s 2018 “year of the gun”

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Toronto is in the midst of a new gun killing spree – or so says the media.

Problem is, many of these victims look and feel like vicsims.

The latest group of fuzzy pictures includes tilted heads. Does this make it easier to obscure photosloppery?

Methinks if Toronto’s rash of gun crime is being faked, then perhaps so is at least a portion of Chicago’s.

Police have identified the latest victim in the city’s recent gun violence spree as 41-year-old Brent Young.

Source: Police identify man killed in downtown shooting Monday | The Star.

 

They were just sitting in the car talking about “life and death” when a loud pop went off.

“It sounded like a fire cracker,” recalled Mary Acheampomaa. “I said, ‘What the hell was that?’”

There was silence in the car. Then, from the backseat, came a voice.

“I’m hurt.”

Jenas Nyarko, 31, was, indeed, hurt. It was going to get worse.

“She was right behind me on the passenger side and we quickly saw she had been hit,” said Mary. “The bullet had gone right under her breast and into her chest. I think it hit her in the heart.”

‘I’M HURT’: Murder victim Jenas Nyarko’s last words | Toronto Sun

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Stratford bomb threat hoax

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Nothing like front page news to bring up sagging Shake a spear sales.

Concidentally, I was going to go to a play this year. Mrs. Fakeologist vetoed it earlier, saying this year’s lineup was awful. Maybe she was right.

This story also helps reinforce the idea that there will be security checks in every public space, including grocery stores. Buy your scanner shares today.

At about 6:45 p.m., Stratford police received a call that explosives had been placed “at the Stratford Festival,” prompting the speedy evacuations of both the Festival and Avon theatres.

Monday’s bomb threat was the first time in the Stratford Festival’s years of performances that an opening night was cancelled. While protests in 2006 by a coalition of anti-poverty groups resulted in additional precautions, the performers still took to the stage as scheduled.

At an evening media conference, Stratford Festival officials shared plans to enhance its security measures, including the possibility of hiring additional security personnel and bag checks.

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Toronto serial killer hoax: I take that back

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The continuing charade of sim court appearances is full of contradictions, misdirections, and just irrelevant information.

Apparently this reporter doesn’t bother to delete her tweets (afraid of screenshots) so she just contradicts what she “sees”.

Source: Alleged serial killer Bruce McArthur makes brief court appearance | The Star

Can we have a fresh fake Bernardo picture please?

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Update 5/20/18

Ask and you shall (not) receive (glad to see the controllers may be reading this blog). The Star‘s resident crime commentator says she saw the video of Mr. B. Why can’t the public? At least Americans got to see some (unconvincing) pictures of old (not a killer) Manson.

I wanted to see what he looks like today, the only reason for attending a hearing at the Napanee courthouse on Friday morning, where it was known in advance that Bernardo would appear only by video link from nearby Millhaven Institution.

Oh, but the video almost didn’t work.

This hearing sputtered to a start, court officials struggling with the technology of beaming Bernardo into the courthouse from the “Keeper’s Hall” at Millhaven and then all but giving up, Justice Geoffrey Griffin prepared to set a trial-date without participation by the defendant, if his lawyer (who sent a representative) was agreeable.

And then suddenly the screen came to life.

And there was Bernardo, grinning, wearing a blue T-shirt, his hair a darker shade than the styled blond of 23 years ago, a mousy brown.

Older, obviously, middle-aged at 53, but very much a recognizable Bernardo.

Will we see a pic this fall? Guess it takes time to find an actor or morph a photo.

A trial date on the weapon charge has been set for October 5.

“There you go Mr. Bernardo,” said Griffin. “You will be brought to court in person.”

I used to like Blatchford and to a small degree Dimanno, the leading female crime/victim writers in Toronto media. With almost no paid columnists left, why are they still around? It’s their focus on vicsims and their (female) emotional appeal that hooks in readers. It’s their willingness to knowingly create fiction as fact. They are the ultimate media perps, the arch enemy of truth.


Canada always gets the cheapo psyop versions. We haven’t had a new photo of our famous simserial killer since this hoax began. Since the perps might read this blog, I appeal for some recent photo morphing of the original actor for our entertainment.

What’s with this overuse of video Court appearances? Are they even legal? If our courts are actually public, then can’t we see these video court appearances on YouTube? Video court appearances are probably just simply code for there is no actor playing the role right now and therefore nobody is required to show up that an actual courthouse anywhere.

If you didn’t notice, serial killer simulations are making a return to the fear circuit this year.

Convicted killer Paul Bernardo is scheduled to make a court appearance in Napanee, Ont., today via video from prison.

He is charged with one count of possession of a weapon and this will be his third court date on the matter when he steps before a camera at the maximum-security Millhaven Institution.

www.thestar.com…