Category Archives: NASA hoaxes

NASA’s output is all poop

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Another non explanation of how defecating in space would work if there was such a place to go. Looking back over the years of reporting on NASA fakery, it’s amazing how little the nonsense stories have changed. They either work well or no one is listening. I choose the latter.

This certainly isn’t the number one perk about space travel: going number two.

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Gaia has a blog

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With some fakeologist posts.

Just a short post, after the long (Don’t) Mind the Logic one.

“A man is a fabulous nuisance in space right now. He’s not worth all the cost of putting him up there and keeping him comfortable and working”

James Van Allen (1959)

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A$$-TRUE-NOT Alan BEAN escapes his 50 year lie

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It’s amazing how long you can live with a lie without it killing you. I’d say then remaining fake moon walkers are a hardy bunch.

Amusing pin story, coupled with his painting of the fake moon shots, complete with moon dust.

In painstaking detail, he re-created what it was like to be on the moon, using actual moon dust and ground-up remnants of Apollo spacecraft. Before starting each painting, he would spend weeks studying photographs and videos, and calling fellow astronauts to probe their memories.

Those materials and memories are what Bean brought back from the moon, but he also left something behind — his silver astronaut lapel pin. He had thrown it as far as he could into a crater.

He said he thought about it often, “and when I look at the moon at night, think about that pin up there, just as shiny as it ever was, and someday maybe somebody will go pick it up.”

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He was one of the fiestier interviewees on this staged mockumentary.

Start at 10:20

What’s behind the a$$truenots?

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Simon doing what he does best.

“EXPLAINING” the transparent Apollo 11 ass-true-nots

It is quite amusing (or tragicomical) to read the various “explanations” offered by self-professed film/video experts for the transparent Apollo 11 asstronots…

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The transparent a$$-true-NOT

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Simon’s ability for being succinct, snarky, and smart make him one of the best exposers of psyOps, hoaxes, and media swindles. Social media THIS to all your contacts and ask them if they still believe man went anywhere near the moon.

Sadly (yet this is not to admit defeat!), the repetitive power of this massive, ongoing (multi-billion $) psyop scheme may be its greatest “strength”, as the efforts of normal (inquisitive) people such as this forum’s valiant contributors may eventually wane due to sheer exhaustion. This is hoping we can overcome this natural, inherent weakness of human nature, and keep doing what we’ve done here at Cluesforum for this last decade – lest our children have to “start from scratch” all over again! Whatever will be the case in the future (and however future generations will judge it), I will remain jolly proud of having started this discussion board – with Hoi Polloi’s precious help: we both called it an “experiment” at the time. Well, this (now almost decade-long) grassroot experiment seems to have been, all things considered, a darn good one – and if you’ll allow me to paraphrase an infamous quote, it’s been “a small step for a man – but a giant leap for mankind”.

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Simon, can we please have one of these graphics per PsyOp, including recent ones, to explain and share the power of the media to make us beLIEve fairy tales?

NASA thought gatekeepers

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NASA’s biggest role is to gatekeep the wrong belief about the earth, space, and the stars, and to imprint this wrong theory in every child ever born.

I don’t know if Simon’s Tychos model is correct, but at least he has an alternative to the visual evidence we can all observe.

An interesting post on Hubble and Rhodes. I like the part about “recovering the United States.” Was it ever really lost?

“In the 21st century it is high time that independent thinkers break all ties to academia and begin forming our own parallel system of scientific development and achievement.”

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Oh how they mock you

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How hard it must be for the NASA believers to defend anything they say.

All this fiction from lights in the sky.

Uranus stinks – literally: Scientists say seventh planet smells like rotten eggs torontosun.com…

Pioneer plaque: there’s a message in a bottle floating around in outer space

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Ieti.org… – modern-day fantasy version

Sometimes you have to dig real deep to find the comedy gold that NASA has produced over the years that may have been forgotten.

I wonder what kind of bottle they’d send up today?

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Space science fakery

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Fake items in this story:

  1. No one travels to space, including these two
  2. There is probably only one “twin”
  3. There is no evidence that DNA or RNA exists, and no evidence in this story that there was a study or any scientists
  4. Hoax code 93% of his “DNA” didn’t “change”

NASA-guardians of space and psience fakery.

Astronaut Scott Kelly had an identical twin brother when he ventured into space and set the record for most consecutive days spent in orbit, but not anymore.

Source: Astronaut’s DNA no longer matches his identical twin | New York Post

Does this video convince you that these are two different human beans?

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You can tell it’s real because it looks so fake, honestly

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English: Elon Musk at the panel Tribeca Talks: Revenge of the Electric Car, for the 2011 Tribeca Film Festival. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Elon Musk-y is just another actor given to us to be the icon/symbol/worshipful master of space and tech. Our rulers know that the people need leaders to follow and they gladly provide them, no matter how silly or outrageous they act.

 

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They do not think we put a man on the moon

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Continuing our series on how the less educated, or more correctly, those not subjected to the Great American PsyOp, see through the lies and do not believe the lies Americans are religious about.

Luke

Yeah, and he just thought that was horrible, that people would want to do that. And it’s not like I’m trying to play the devil’s advocate with him a lot of the time, but I’m, you know– this is a guy that also– just understanding these people do not– I was really surprised about how many of these countries didn’t believe the United States put a man on the moon.

Alex Blumberg

What?

Luke

Yeah, they do not think we put a man on the moon. The Chinese, for the most part, didn’t think we did. Southeast Asian countries. Yeah, I mean, the Africans. Even the Indians, college educated Indians, and they’re like, no, we’re pretty much sure you guys didn’t.

Source: Chinese Checkmate-This American Life Ep 448

Poop their smelly lies out of their asses

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The only major achievement of NASA in the last 48 years (i.e. between 1969 and 2017) has been that of training their ass-true-not actors to act in a considerably more relaxed fashion – as they poop their smelly lies out of their asses. (Simon Shack, December 2017)

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Hoax of a hoax

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The onion is thick.

As it happened, I ran across a compelling “confession” by Stanley Kubrick to having faked the moon landing, which I knew he had done and therefore found highly plausible. It turned out to be a cleverly staged piece of fakery, where the man conducting the interview is also the director, offering him instructions as to how to respond to questions he is asking in order to convey the intended impression of this actually being Stanley Kubrick actually confessing to having faked the moon landing, when it’s an actor who is simply playing a role. I sent the original out to a large list of correspondents, which I had to retract when I discovered that I had been played by a hoax about a hoax?

Source: JAMES FETZER: Moon Landing Hoax: Why the faked Kubrick Confession matters