Make sure you evacuate your bowels before getting on a plane, especially if you look “Middle Eastern”.
Apparently those with the (wet) runs are being mistaken for those preparing (dry) runs for future terror attacks, 9/11 style.
I propose diapers and chaining all passengers to their chairs.
Let’s go one ridiculous step further. How about putting the luggage in the cabin and the people in the cargo hold?
Annoying poopy-pants psyOp writers.
The pilots say the most recent dry run occurred on Flight 1880 on Sept. 2. The flight left Reagan National Airport outside Washington, D.C., bound for Orlando. The memo says that shortly after takeoff a group of four “Middle Eastern” men caused a commotion.
Witnesses claim one of the men ran from his seat in coach toward the flight deck door. He made a hard left and entered the forward bathroom “for a considerable length of time.”