Attempting fakeoligest merchandise shop

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Attempting fakeoligest merchandise shop

Unread post by Strangebird »

Yello fellow fakeoligest's.
I am attempting to launch a fakeoligest merchandise shop.
I believe it has just gone live!
Below is a copy of the email I just sent to Ab.

Visit FakeOarts's shop, for cool artwork on awesome products! ... lore?asc=u

Hey Tim, I've stumbling through a merch shop set-up πŸ₯Ί with Redbubble.

I downloaded some graphics apps and threw some designs together.

I only really intend them to be place holders at the moment.

From here we can tweak things as desired.

I think it is live and operating!

It is linked to my account via PayPal at the moment. Ideally I'd like to run it with the money/account side going directly to you but I'm not sure if that can be done. ( I'm not looking to get any proceeds) a free fakeo hoodie would be fantastic πŸ˜†

I have set the margin low at 10% as I thought the main aim is to get your advertising out there as cheap as possible, but we can bump it up any time.

At 10% mark up, it's around $3- aust on a t'shirt, so not much.

If you want to set-up one of your emails that links to me, I can take peoples questions and inputs, designs, catchphrases etc...

My handles are #Strangebird #Dirtybird #Andy.
I'm happy for you to use any/all of these.

There are lots of products available and I can tweak the image placement and size on each product. This takes forever if you try and do it for every product... so if anybody wants something strange like a shower curtain, and they want the image to be made bigger, or color changed etc, they can contact me and I can do it as necessary.
People could potentially send me a custom design that I could upload for them.

Cheers Tim, send me any thoughts or directions and we'll see how it goes.

Andy AKA Strangebird/Dirtybird πŸ”

Ps. Hopefully I can give you the login details and at the very least you will have access to monitor the account complete open book accounting!
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Re: Attempting fakeoligest merchandise shop

Unread post by Strangebird »

O my God πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„
It's 3am in my part of the world, and I can't sleep,
I look at the forum and see ashift has written something I couldn't quite follow πŸ˜„
So I read it again, and THEN I see it, and OMG!,,,

In truth I am seriously 'dyslexic', half way illiterate πŸ˜‘
This is one of my biggest fears...
I can't believe I did this πŸ₯Ί
On any other day I would be horrified, but for some reason today at 3am with no sleep, I just can't stop laughing at myself....WTF...
I have nightmares over just getting a word wrong in a text msg,,, super paranoid my whole life that peeps think I'm an idiot....
Forgive me,,, I'm an artists! Please 🀣🀣🀣

As a side note, I'm not a young man, and I honestly haven't slept for over 2weeks, because of the birth of my beautiful daughter, a brand new FAKEOLOGIST, Born 9th May....Super healthy and a clean blood of course.

Please forgive me, please give me another chance 😁

OMFinG,,, I'm so sorry Ab,,, your not being punked, I'm just an over tired dyslexic idiot that kept excepting the auto spell and never picked it up....I must have trained my auto spell, lol I can't blame my phone, not really...

This, for me is the ultimate pants down in public you couldn't imagine...
One of the reasons I got off discord, as it was too much work for me to micro manage my messages in fear of a single word wrong...

Thanks ashift, for waking me up!
You know I'm a house clown NAPOLEON but not this kind, thanks for the gentle smack in face...
So so EMBARRASSED and sorry,,, will take down and change of course,,, prob not till I get some sleep.....

It's funny as Fuk though.
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