Cocaine hippos (Hippopotamus amphibius ssp. magdalensis)

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Cocaine hippos (Hippopotamus amphibius ssp. magdalensis)
Cocaine hippo = Escobar's import= since 1981, 1st NW cria 1984 ?
taxonomical origins		Hippopotamus (Linneaus, 1761) amphibius ssp. capensis
taxonomical revision		Potamoporco bocagrandi ssp. riberomagdalenae
inglish + greko + latin	es	nl	doi
"hippo = horse, potamus = river, ssp. = subspecies ; amphibious Cocaine Magdalena River horses"
CoCaballos riberos del Río Magdalena
Magdalenarivieroevercocaïnepaarden of: "Cocaïne Magdalena Rivieroeverpaarden" ; niet de Afrikaanse originele Nijl-paarden...
Kokain Magdalena Flussuferpferde
NOT to be confused with :
Newspeak		Jewspeech
aiducation ; -versities	lingui	mental	musi

Cocaine hippos (Hippopotamus amphibius ssp. magdalensis) is a Newspeak and (Newspeech) term for the population of exodemic (as opposed to endemic - bio original taxa) hippos, species name Hippopotamus amphibius, living, cause growing and thriving cause Escobar's and bio environment in the Middle Magdalena River, Central Colombia, South America.

The officially coined Colombian subspecies is called Hippopotamus amphibius ssp. capensis.

They represent the biggest population of hippos outside of their endemic continent of Africa.

As of 2023 it is estimated there are about 100 (gaia's words)

• 92-120
• about 100
• 91-108
• more than 121

Vlad

"It's 2024!"

• we just say 100, easy peasy paardjes

hippos living in their new habitat, grown towards the Department of Santander, capital Bucaramanga far aWAY. and not the right climate for them, mountain hippos, or Chicamocha Coca Hippos, Hippopotamus amphibius sub. magdalensis sub. chicamochae... haha disueños

science

• the art of knowing
• that what DOES fit in the UNIversity
• namely, those UNIversal truths we can ALL agree upon
• and shouldn't fight over
  • NO Flat Smufs aub

• so FACTS, agreed upon observed phenomena with logical, biological, ecological, psychological, sociological, statistical, foundation, support, referencing
• academia how it is meant to be
• not abracademia|abracademia]], yet clarity, clear examples, easy to understand statistics and methodologies of The Philosophy Of Art Of Knowing ; scientias ;
• science ; i.e. NOT psience NOR scientism !!

00 science - the proper NAME

• see List of Newspeech for inspirations !
• the name should be the most descriptive possible
• honoring conventions where needed but daring to be
• NON Conventional
• i.e. NOT suscribing to The Convention

01 science - the proper TAXA

• Hippopotamus was coined by Charly Linné in 1758 - The Mania Line

• taxalogie - taxalogy - taxalogía - Taxalogie = revisionist taxonomy
• = proper genera and descriptive and unique names possible

"Hippo" means horse, and really, does a hippo look to you as a river horse)

so Potamoporco (Escobar & Escobar 2024) I propose by this, council of Animal Namerology !

scientific hypotheses and theories to put to testing

• mentalversity = the ULTIMATE and ORIGINAL how it is supposed to be Peer Review !

0 - the Hippo is the most Bad-ass Land non-Predator on Earth. Period

1. the 5th heaviest land animal on Earth ?
2. other contenders for big, bulky, tanky, NON predator land animals

1. African elephant - biggest of the elephants, but also the most tanky, dangerous, bad assed ?
2. North American buffalo - "bizon"
3. African buffalo, in herds, but not alone
4. African rhinos, white (dark colored longer) or "black rhinos" (lighter and bulkier) - K-Rino fo sure
5. Moose / ELk = Eland = either North American or Scandinavian/North Eurasian
6. yak / Asian big bovid breeds
7. mustang, other untamable horse breeds
8. Latin American tapirs - before the Cocaine hippos the holder of the title Biggest Non Predator Land Animals, not so lethal as hippos, still can grow big and unpredictable

1. meaning the Hippo is the Sperm Whale Orca Hybrid of the Land
2. tank-like should be in the name
3. biggest mouth opening of ALL land animals, even beating crocodiles, and through strength snakes, brilliant birds and freaky frogs who have >180 degree mouth opening angles... only Sperm Whales and Orcas approach this under water

• Mouth gaping riverside horse (it's more a pig to me, I dunno)
  • Potamoporco amphibius ssp. fluviamagdalenae - Riverside swine, Magdalena River subspecies (Escobar & Escobar, [1981] (2024))
  • Potamosus amphibius ssp. fluviamagdalensis
  • Potamoporco amphibius ssp. fluviamagdalenae
  • Potamoporco amphibius ssp. fluviamagdalenae

2 - ecos logos disaster or ecos nomos, Muisca somos opportunity ?

FACTS:

1. gaia, me, is also import, in 2024 for 12 years continously, but from 1st hand experience already 14.29 years as of today, Nov 09....
2. the hippos are as old as our Xennial subgeneration, love it
3. 1977 (21-12-1976 is literally the New Year of that, esposina) - 1983

meaning in between these years fall my:

1. esposina, the only woman I married forever and for GAIA
2. first, fourth, second, fifth and sixth (the former) serious relationships; 5 out of 6 and 5 out of 5 in matching
3. all of my good Geo friends

1. Miami Vince
2. Bouw
3. kale - BUVOVVerschoor
4. Carposaurus

1. Pueblo friends+Eye AM Eye Radio GEMz

1. xRIOS
2. Pacho
3. Judy
4. originalsimulant
5. willose

home turf natural predators

1. lion, lionesses really
2. hyenas, but only in a big brave pack
3. biggest African snakes, venemous water snakes

New World turf natural potential predators

• none, really, but let's think for a bit longer, the mentalversity is leading the UNIversal outcomes...

1. Africa's biggest, hungriest, most opportunistic and if not babies most stupid Big Cat would be that in South America:

1. jaguar - YES, they do caimans, so why not baby cocaine hippos, the most bad-ass jaguar a solitary baby, yes
2. puma / cougar - not same ecozone, no match for a hippo

stories

historical timeline

objective, factual, university historiography ; what happened when in the eyes of GAIA ; the passage of TIME ; factual history

• 1981 - 4 hippos
• 1993 - 20-27 hippos
• 2024 estimate - 100 hippos

• average hippo lifespan - 50-80 years

• oldest hippo generation 1981 - 4 subadults - 2-5 years old, lets say, not coincidentally the age gaia resp. Paolita had in 1981... Escobar was still unknown to the bigger world... and considered a hero, a hyper eccentric hero, hippo hype started in 1982 when my sister was born, and I got consciousness
• 1984 - first newborn Colombian hippos, estimated first possible birth year based on fertility age, accomodation to new environment, etc. etc. - let's say 3 babies born, maybe more imported, doesn't matter
• second wave 1993, birth, not boom year of Dutch dance, start of same generation with 20-27 ?? adults and babies and all, of which 4 who are by then 14-17 years old, like me, 14 and Paolita 17, in 1993
  • original gen 4 - 14-17
  • 1st born gen 3 - 9
  • second wave newborns or imported 13-20 to get to 20-27 total (1985-93), lets say 15, average to get to 22 total, in the low estimate

• estimate 2009 - my first time in Colombia and heard about it live in the country, reading and watching Pablo books and series also made me aWARE.
  • oldest 4 30-33 yrs
  • 1st New World gen 3 25 yrs
  • 1993 15 others from 24+-16+ (born 1985-93, imported are older)

• fertility age females - 8 years
• fertility age males - 6 years ?

• baby hippo womb time - 16 months ?
• waning time - how long do the babies drink milk - how much percentage of their (pup) life

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• combining :
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  • 58 Ma - TITANOBOABROOD + crema FORCHETTA ?
    • MAPS & PAPS - met ei resp. mollynesa
  • 14 Ma - HONDA GROUP
    • TERRY & JERRY - terror birds
  • 200-65 Ma - TRIASSIC PARK
    • DINO - classic
    • RINO - queso
    • PINO - coco
  • 300 Ma - CREMA CARBÓN + hojas
    • libelle - PETER PAN
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    • ORD - Vega nit
    • CAM - Trilo bit
  • 91,100 y - MAMMUT ZUT
  • 1981+ - POTAMOPORCO con SORPRESA
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  • locations related to former
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PALEO PANE

years

million years (Ma)

what is it

1981

-91,100

14.29

58

65

150

200

250

300

360

400

450

542

ANNI

POTAMOPORCO

MAMUT ZUT

TERRY & JERRY

TITANOBOABROOD

TRIASSIC PARK

PERMAPANGAIA

CREMA CARBÓN con PETER PAN

PALEO PANINI / PASTEL / PAN

PANE

Potamoporco bocagrandi var. chicamochae

Mamut gelatoni

Kelenkencalmcardashiania terrifitatacoensis

Titanoboa cittajardinensis

Ammonitas aves

Ammonitas mamíferas

Ammonitas wellus

Pangaia panamericana

Libellus belltinkelus

Pescaproxima amnesia

Primapesca glorifica

vega

Trilobita funghida

SCIENTIA

ESCOBAR & ESCOBAR

MAMUT ZUT & WUT

TERRY & JERRY

MAPS & PAPS

PINO

RINO

DINO

dorp

PETER PAN

DEV DORY

GLUB GLORY

vega

trilo=champi

CARACTERI

EU IV

ID	province	tr good	tax	prod	man	dev	terrain	special	aWAY. connections
	Bogotá	gems					Mountains	trade center
	Tunja	salt					Mountains
	Moniquirá	gems					Highlands		Chicamocha Canyon, Cake
4602	Motilones	...					Mountains		El Cocuy MAMUT ZUT, Catatumbo, Cúcuta
4604	Antioquia	...					Mountains		Medellín,
	Chimila	...					Mountains		Bucaramanga-Santa Marta Fault
2806	Guajira	COAL	1	1	1	3	Coastal desert, maar nee, "Grasslands", srsly ?	turns into coal	TITANOBOABROOD, aWAY. WAYUU

links to check

• iNaturalist - Hippo amphi GOED
• 04-16-2023 Rapid population growth and high management costs have created a narrow window for control of introduced hippos in Colombia
• [ 03-16-2023 Elliot Doornbos - Colombian Hippos and Species Management: Exploring the Legal Case Surrounding the Management and Control of the Colombian Hippos from a Species Justice Perspective]
  • School of Social Sciences, Nottingham Trent University, Nottingham NG1 4FQ, UK, Laws 2023, 12(2), 29, Submission received: 25 February 2023 / Revised: 12 March 2023 / Accepted: 14 March 2023 / Published: 16 March 2023
• 2020 Msc.thesis Uni Los Andes - Morales Pineda, María Fernanda - Hipopótamos en Colombia: una aproximación a la problemática de invasión y las opciones de manejo
• IUCN DRAMA NO UPDATE SINCE 2010 even South Sudan does NOT exist !!
• Nature abomination Luke Taylor - Colombia's 'cocaine hippo' population is even bigger than scientists thought
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